Today, at work, as a guy was leaving my register, he looked me in the eye, smiled, and said, “Love you.”
I thought he was talking to my coworker who was standing behind me. She thought he was talking to me. I thought she at least knew who he was, because he stopped on his way out and said to her, “You look kinda familiar.” She didn’t. We were both confused, And a little creeped out.
Let’s not make this a thing.